oh feck!

Have just been informed that the Tubby Dwarf* and her semi-illiterate suckup of a writer will be visiting my office next week. Should I bring my shuriken to the office that day?

* See Key to Characters at right.

Comments

[Maurice]

To put yourself in the appropriate mood for their visit, you might want to have a marathon viewing of Ninja Assassin this weekend.

[Melina]

Absolutely - especially since we all just got an email from Suckup Writer saying how much she looked forward to meeting us. She listed everyone by name but ME. Interesting omission.