more reasons to enjoy autumn

In true quirky fashion, I tend to do a lot of things back to front. For example, most women get out their short skirts during the warmer months while mine debut about this time each year.

The reason for this is because I never get a summer tan, and that includes my legs. Besides the obvious problem - I'm so pale that I run the risk of bursting into flames in direct sunlight - there's a secondary reason. I managed to get cut up by broken window glass during a car accident (the other driver ran a stop sign, I was wearing shorts), and although none of the cuts were particularly deep, the scars only show up if I get some sun on my legs.

But back to the fun stuff.

Today I wore one of my shorter skirts with my favorite Wolford stockings - not that sheer, but not opaque either - and my legs looked pretty good. Better than last year. The dreaded shaolin horse stance (see below) offers its practitioners a variety of benefits.